Me: where can I buy a swim cap close by?
Coworker: in the convenience store downstairs
Me: are you serious? they have them?
Coworker: but they do have socks
Me: I don't need socks I need a swim cap!
Coworker: I had to buy a pair once cuz I stepped in a snow puddle
Me: hahaha. is that real? did you really buy a pair of socks from that store?
Coworker: yes, which is why I almost wouldn't be surprised if they had swimcaps