Friday, July 21, 2006

Ways to get boys to not like me

1. constantly have spinach in teeth
2. abstain from brushing teeth
3. also from wearing deoderant
4. also from washing hair
5. not wear glasses or contacts so that I am always squinting
6. wear oversized tshirts
7. eat a lot of ice cream. don't exercise
8. find poison ivy and roll in it
9. crack really unfunny jokes constantly

That's all I can think of. But those will probably work.

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